THIS IS NOT JUST ANY CALENDAR – THIS CALENDAR CONTAINS THE SECRET CONFESSIONS OF TWELVE ANIMALS….

WE ACTUALLY INTERVIEWED THIRTEEN, BUT WINSTON THE WEASEL ONLY MADE IT ON TO THE BACK COVER. SORRY WINSTON!

Prepare for shocking and amusing revelations that will entertain you throughout the year.

Size: The calendar is A3 (420mm x 297mm) when open, and has a small hole so that it can be hung on the wall. It is printed on premium sustainable paper, and was designed, using a black pen and a very silly imagination.

The calendar is full of totally useless dates that are no help to anyone.

Days such as:

– Fruitcake Toss Day
– Be Bald and Free Day
– Lost Sock Memorial Day

We told you they were useless.